That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
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