Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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