Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
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