i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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