he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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