Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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