I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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