Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
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