it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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