I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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