Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
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