got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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