I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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