i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
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