Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
And then my night got REAL pukey
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