Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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