I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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