Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Randomize
