You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
She even gives head with a lisp.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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