Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
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