we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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