you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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