I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
I wish you could order shots online.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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