So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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