So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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