I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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