Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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