So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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