I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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