There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
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