wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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