it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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