Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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