covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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