I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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