ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
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