we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
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