id be glad to
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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