You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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