I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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