I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
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The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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