David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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