hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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