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God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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