A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
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So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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