I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
When did angry sex become our thing?
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
My Sexting was not on an AP level
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
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