I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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