Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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