I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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