are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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