When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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