if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I need a hoe opinion
go on
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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