we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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