Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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